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illusions are being weaponized as invitations to false timelines


A lone throne suspended in a cosmic chamber made of golden hourglass sand, soft beams of ancestral light descending onto the seat, surrounded by celestial time sigils. Rich black and gold tones, text overlay: 'You’re Not Behind. You’re Being Prepared.

Greetings and welcome back, ladies and gentlemen! There is a lot going on in the sky and down here on Planet WTF. I haven't taken the time to research exactly what is happening all around, but there was a message on The Pattern early this a.m. The message stated something to the effect of connecting with your higher self so that you won't be caught up in illusions and whatnot over the next six weeks.


That is NOT verbatim, but that's how I remember it, and I'm unsure what planets or transits recently happened or which we're in right now. What I do know is, wtf is going on from what I've seen  (late last night) prior to reading that and the shit that popped off today.


Must be Mercury mixed with a spell using Ogun/ elemental magic! It took me 2 hours to log in to give y'all this word. A plethora of events transpired that I could only sit back and wait and say, ikyfl.

An ancient family tree glowing with red and gold roots, splitting timelines shown as branches—some broken, some flourishing. A silhouette figure stands at the center holding a sword and scroll, surrounded by ancestral spirits. Text overlay: 'Your Restraint Rewrites the Pattern.

You better have the patience of Job and the resilience of bamboo.


Baby, it is wild and your inner wo/man of the land must be erected for times such as this. You will need to have a clear plan, expect the unexpected, and declare what is! I wouldn't yield my sword or step off my throne for anything menial. Choose your battles wisely and know when to make a move or surrender.


Patience as Portal

An ancient family tree glowing with red and gold roots, splitting timelines shown as branches—some broken, some flourishing. A silhouette figure stands at the center holding a sword and scroll, surrounded by ancestral spirits. Text overlay: 'Your Restraint Rewrites the Pattern.

Avoid false timelines and emotional loops! Here’s the thing, you’re never behind when you enter the patience portal. You are in what I call a patience holding chamber. Time is bending itself around you, not to frustrate you but to protect you. Everytime! Whew.


The moment you rush, panic, or try to force an outcome, you slip into a loop designed to exhaust your spirit and confuse your direction. You must learn the tricks of the enemy to defeat that ho'.

Remember, love, light, and fight!


These loops (simulations) mimic your real path, but they’re not encoded with your destiny. Last night, because of whatever transit is happening, they tried to tie me into a simulation, AGAIN.


These bad built things are persistent, and honestly, it's boring than a motherfucker. I do not tell you anything I have not mastered.


Here’s an esoteric tip that’ll help you shield yourself; even the emerging intuitives can do it, as it does not consist of any heavy lifting or karmic tying, if you know what I mean. Use this sigil mirror scrying method. Draw your truth-alignment sigil, your energetic signature in all its symbolic glory, and place it behind a black mirror or a darkened phone screen.


Before you even think about opening apps or responding to messages, take a moment to gaze into that reflection and declare, “Only what aligns with my higher codes may pass through.” Trust us, this little ritual will help you dodge those pesky simulated scripts and keep those algorithmic distractions from hijacking your energy. Refresh all browsers and specific settings each time you reset and realign to take your power back.

An ornate ancestral clock with no hands, glowing with deep red and gold runes. A cloaked figure stands before it holding a scroll and staff, one foot on stone steps leading into an unseen doorway. Background fades into mist with faint spirit faces watching. Text overlay: 'Don’t Move Blindly. Book Your Sacred Strategy.

Next, another lil tip or reminder. This is the one for real because don't be out here crying and that's not what you're into. When praying, keep your devices in another room and bless your devices prior to using them.


Before answering phone calls, making decisions, deviating from your plans or goals, pray for discernment and wisdom. EVERYTIME. You’ve got this!


Reminder from the Ladies and Gentle Conduits, some of your bloodline moved too fast on some bullshit. They reached for things they hadn’t prepared to hold, and the cost was higher than Giraffe nookie. Your pause is a correction. Your patience is ancestral repair before going there.


Right now, don’t chase; let things attract. Don’t force or endorse if you're not willing to stay the course.


Don’t follow any emotional signal that does not align with the Divine, because the author of confusion and his chaos agents ARE NOT The Most High or any of the Superior Spirits and guides.


Sit still, sharpen your sword, and fortify your frequency warrior. The only thing worse than waiting is arriving at the wrong destination with the wrong soul agreements. Do you hear me?

A lone throne suspended in a cosmic chamber made of golden hourglass sand, soft beams of ancestral light descending onto the seat, surrounded by celestial time sigils. Rich black and gold tones, text overlay: 'You’re Not Behind. You’re Being Prepared

Take your time. It’s not time you’re losing. It’s distortion you’re dodging. Look , I'm just trying to figure it out (Time on the clock 3:33.)


This is not just a season of delays; it’s a test of alignment, faith and perserverance. Every pause, glitch, and interference is revealing where you’re vulnerable to illusion's.


Patience isn’t passive right now but a strategic stance. If you’re feeling the pressure, confusion, or emotional bait, pause. Realign. Then move with precision and the spirit of excellence.


I have limited sessions available this Friday for those who need 1:1 clarity and spiritual strategy. These are sacred conversations designed to help you decode what’s happening and avoid stepping into false timelines. Trust me, you don’t want to be wandering around in the dark!



Book now if your spirit is say's that it’s time. After Friday, bookings will reopen when i'm told to open my schedule, so don’t miss out! Your path is too important to walk blindly. Drop a comment below if you will connect, protect and reflect before making decisions in this season, specifically.


We give room for growth most times, but with the way things are headed, we are all we've got and have to stay on top, never beneath!


Stay up so you don't have to get up, Love y'all!

Lulu and The Ladies

 
 
 

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Phone did a full update after reading this... So on point.. Thank you Lulu.. 🙏😊

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